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I took uselessness to another level when I answered these Q's
1.Your name spelled backwards.
Uya. Actually that’s the name of one of my closest friends in highschool.
2. Where were your parents born?
Singapore and Kuala Kelawang
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
QuickTime Player and iTunes, thanks to the many junk mails I received.
4. What's your favourite restaurant?
Sigh. Anything with crispy potatoes and spicy chicken will make my any day a happy day.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Er...when I was 9. I have a photo of it, me in a red swimsuit.
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yes, as Hang Kasturi in Puteri Gunung Ledang play, 1998
7. How many kids do you want?
More than 1 only if I will get sponsored for breast augmentation and butt lifting surgery post delivery.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Anything with shouting in it. I’ve mellowed.
9. Are you registered to vote?
With shame I admit, no.
10. Are you homesick?
If he is home, then I’m homesick.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
A what?
12. Ever prank call anybody?
Oooh..want a list?
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Yup. Got it, dumped it.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Depends on who I wanna impress.
15. Furthest place you ever travelled?
In my mind..an Island I called my own. I got my own little wooden house on it, surrounded by nothing but nature. I keep my toyboy in that house. :D
16. Do you have a garden?
Used to.
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Baby Blues.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Sigh.. That’s like asking ‘Do you know how to pee?’ Of course la.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Baths on sad nights, showers on every other day
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Madagascar 2
21. Favorite pizza topping?
Thick, melting, sexy cheese
22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Nude with thick mascara, pink with bare face
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
What? Who invented these questions?
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Yes. I’ve won many times.
26. Orange or Apple juice?
Milk
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
The good boy, mamak
28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Hazelnut
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
I didn’t register, remember?
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I haven’t had a homegrown anything for a while
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes, in kindergarten. I was so cute; they HAD to give me one.
32. Are you a good cook?
Yes. No fatalities yet.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
I have forgotten how, as the Banglas at the stations always do it for me.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
Nope.
35. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite.
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Is this a trick question? Why do I have a feeling that the person who invented these questions is stalking me?
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Ahah! You are stalking me. How did you know I went to the pharmacy eh?
38. Ever throw up in public?
That was not me, I swear.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
True love exists?
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, God knows I do. It ain’t easy.
41. Ever call a 1-800 number?
Yup. Can’t remember why, though.
42. Can exes be friends?
Yes, with benefits.
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My friend who gave birth
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Yes. Why is it important to know THAT?
45. What message is on your answering machine?
I don’t have an answering machine.
46. What's your all time favourite cartoon character?
ANY superheroes in spandex.
47. What was the name of your first pet?
Pets-Elizabeth and Margaret, stray cats. I had nothing to do with the name choosing. It was my sister's alter ego, which was an English lady.
48. What is in your purse?
Keys, purse, coin purse, compact powder, mascara, lipstick, lip gloss, blusher, small hairbrush, pen drive, my name cards, sanitary pad.
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Pintal rambut and cium bantal busuk.
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I can answer 50 useless questions.